Led Zeppelin Threatens Earth

I have written about this band before when they "threatened" to "terrorize the world by playing their "three" songs (one good one "Stairway to Heaven"and two other ones that are not Stairway to Heaven). Purportedly they actually have more than three songs, but I have not been able to verify that "rumor". Then today I see a story indicating that they are threatening to not only terrorize a small group this time, but are planning a world tour. I am praying that our Black Op's people can stop them before they play again, but I have heard that their are "people" who actually enjoy their "music". I am actually from their era, but would rather be "waterboarded" indefinitely than listen to their "noise" or even be aware that their "noise" is being played live anywhere in the world!!

Where will this Terror Hit The Earth, and will it cause more damage than the "dead" spy satellite, and are they being sent by the Iranian Terrorist Regime, that knocked the satellite out of orbit??

Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page threatened us Monday by saying he was ready to take the iconic band on a world tour after burning up the stage at last month's reunion concert in London. But it probably won't be before September.


"The amount of work we put into O2 was what you would normally put into a world tour anyway," Page, 64, said of the intense rehearsing the band did for the Dec. 10 concert at London's O2 Arena.

This is a last ditch appeal to anyone out there who can stop this obvious "Iranian" plot to Terrorize the World, and I plead with President Bush to stop this madness before it starts. To any Led Zeppelin fans I may have offended, I plead with you to up your Prozac dosage and join us in the real world to listen to some real music, i.e., Disturbed, System of a Down,Papa Roach,Nickelback,Finger Eleven,Serg Tankian,Audioslave,Saliva,Freak Label,30 Seconds to Mars,Vixen,Lita Ford,Aly & AJ,Rhianna.....anything but Led Zeppelin!! ;) Dear God, just drill a hole in my head, and pour in some muriatic acid to take away the pain!! Thanks !!


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Led Zeppelins Threat To Reunite Is True

In a terror laden story that I finished reading, it seems that Led Zeppelin will reunite, perhaps as early as November 2, 2007 in London. Their tour of terror has not been announced past that potential date.

Perhaps this announcement was made in "concert" with Osama bin-Laden's tape as a real strike instead of perceived one to put fear into our hearts, and in this case It has succeeded.

Please do not misunderstand me, I love Rock n' Roll, emphasis on the Rock, even Heavy and Alternative Rock, but their brand of "hour and a half" singles makes me want to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger! I know Zeppelin fans are hoping I pull that trigger!! LOL!! I even like Robert Plant and Jimmy Page in some of their other band "incarnations", but please God, not as Led Zeppelin, a band with only One Good song, Stairway to Heaven. I did not write anything about this John Paul Jones guy, as I don't know if he did anything other than Zeppelin.

Now I know die hard Zeppelin fans are cursing me, but I only can ask, "Are you really that baked", that you can sit through their songs (except Stairway to Heaven of course), more than once?

I like all kinds of Rock music, with a preference for anything new or newer, i.e. Disturbed, Papa Roach, Incubus, Finger Eleven, Freak Label, etc., and older bands like Metallica, Danzig, Pantera, KISS, Heart, Black Sabbath, Ozzy on his own, Ronny James Dio, etc., but God Help Us From Hearing anymore Led Zeppelin's, interminably long songs..I am gritting my teeth just thinking about it!?!!!

Please no more "terrorist" acts on our senses and mental stability..

I am hoping that this was a trick "terrorist" story and it will all be cleared up tomorrow, and they shall remain happily separate; or "happy" for me anyway!!

Have a "terror" free Weekend!!


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