Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Hillary's Experience Verified


In the spirit of truth and correctness I answered a The John Blog post about Hillary's minor re-interpretation of her trip to Bosnia, and thought I would turn the answer into a post. I checked out the "truth" and here is what I have come up with!!

You guys are so mean to Hillary. The poor woman has PTSD after fighting the vast right wing conspiracy for years, fighting the legion of left wing bloggers who hate her,turning the Asteroid back from destroying the earth, putting Lex Luther in Megaprison, helping Al Gore invent the internet, fighting along side John Kerry as he fought the terrorist American troops in Vietnam as they were raping and pillaging throughout the country,rescuing the hostages in Iran, helping John McCain escape from the Chivatre Hotel in Paris, huddling with Obama in the churches Quiet Room~so he couldn't "hear" Reverend Wright's inflammatory speeches for 20 years, and assisting Rambo in beating back the evil thugs in the latest film, Oh and catching a catfish that set a Guiness Record:)
How's that for Experience!!
Obama's only foreign experience was going to IHOP on two very dangerous trips where he had to corkscrew into the parking lot and dodge several famished Weight Watcher escapees who were trying to cut him off at the counter; and one in which he got into a Volvo by mistake!!

The above "facts" have been verifed, and re-verified for authenticity!!

No Really It's All True!!

I am hardly being serious, and I approved this message! Hey Please Cut her some slack~she is a politician~~politicians embellish to make themselves look better. Remember when Ronald Reagan stormed Normandy and took Point de Hoc by himself, headed across Europe and killed Hitler single handedly?? Neither do I!! :)

Daniel ;)

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