Humor While Dealing With Computer Issues!!

Here is some humor to go with the many computer issues I am having. I have a new $200 Windows 2000 Professional OES, but someone in the house "threw: away the box with the 25 item key to let it finish installing on my laptop. Please if you have Windows 2000 professional that you are not using please lend me your key~~I would be eternally grateful~~and here is some amusement:

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these terms which reference the word service:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows.
BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.